Seen at the local bar
Never a dull moment
- •A man yelling at his wifeAnd I quote "get your fat ass out here bitch!" She laughed and followed him out. Lovely.
- •A man walked into the doorI'm guessing he'd had a bit to drink? He said he thought the door was open? The door was wooden and I don't know what else to say.
- •A couple making out so fiercelyThat I felt like I was intruding in their private moment. I seriously thought he was going to swallow her whole at one point.
- •A couple of very young looking girlsTalking very loudly, very openly about their desire to be, um, fifty shaded?
- •A guy telling his friend all about the amazing, smart girl he metIf he mentioned her looks I didn't hear it. He went on and on about how smart, talented and independent she is. Also called her progressive and feminist with nothing but respect in his voice.
- •A woman detailing the different kinds of anti depressants that she's onAnd asking the bartender what she could drink that wouldn't cause any bad side effects.
- •Me, making my exitLooking very cool and collected but knowing when I have to pass up on driving and call for an uber instead. Happy New Years weekend listers. But stay safe in your drunken escapades you crazy kids!