Signs he's lying his pretty little face off

  1. "Who's that?"
    Followed by, oh yeah I know her
  2. "She's crazy"
    Let me just tell you guys, never going to win the women over with that line
  3. "I mean we went out a few times"
    Followed by "off and on"
  4. "We broke up a long time ago"
    Followed by "well I can't give you the exact date"
  5. "We barely dated"
    Followed by "oh I mailed you your keys"
  6. In the words of every woman's role model...
    Just get the fuck out