Signs I'm old
- •The first class I ever taught just graduated high school
- •My metabolism has slowed WAY down
- •I make the corny jokes that I rolled my eyes at when I was youngAnd I like really really laugh at them
- •I now get annoyed when teens roll their eyes at me
- •Your son tells you you're reaching the "cold stage of life"When you're in your twenties you're hot, your thirties are warm, and your forties are cold. I did not want to ask what any of it means
- •I get so much joy from a well made bedI mean just look at this sexy thing. Also, your daughter steals this comforter because it's "too young for you" whatever that means!