Signs You're Leading the Wild Life

On a Friday Night
  1. 1.
    You went out for tacos and frozen yogurt
    And by "went out" you mean, walked from your boyfriends apartment to the taco and frozen yogurt shop near his place. And this feels like the equivalent of going out for the night. You do, in fact, FEEL like you "went out" tonight. Because technically you went out. It required actual clothing and you even did your make up
  2. 2.
    You got back before ten
    But you're still pretty tired. Wouldn't mind calling it an early night, even though you woke up at nine thirty this morning.
  3. 3.
    You were excited when the dryer beeped
    Because your p.j. Pants are ready. You washed your face and pulled your hair up. So sexy.
  4. 4.
    You're making some tea, have your book out
    And you don't even care. So what if it's only ten and this makes you seem lame? Truth is you're enjoying the quiet moment and listing without anyone interrupting you to ask "are you listing again?"
  5. 5.
    You're listing
    Again. You know you need a list intervention. But you don't actually want one. This is how you party.