Sixteen Things I can't EVEN

  1. 1.
    Whenever someone I'm close to forgets
    Any special occasion, really. But my bday? Come one guys. I practically make daily announcements for like a month before hand
  2. 2.
    When a grandparent doesn't think their grandchild is perfect
    I mean, I get that the kid may not be perfect. But the grandparents should have nothing but blind adoration
  3. 3.
    When people try to look at someone subtly
    It never works, just give it up
  4. 4.
    Not giving credit where credit is due
    What's great about this site is how free everyone feels to share their creative ideas. I recently posted a list (what are you wearing?) and then a few days ago saw an update to @jennifergster list from last month with the same title. I would never knowingly copy a list idea without crediting that lister, it must have been subliminal inspiration. To fix it, i apologized to her privately and am publicly sharing it with all of you now!
  5. 5.
    With all we know about smoking? Really?
  6. 6.
    Parents who buy their kids sport cars
    The insurance has to be killing you bro. Also, why does your kid need a car that can go from 0-60 in under a min?
  7. 7.
    People who can't talk to their crush
    If I like someone I talk to them, that's just who I am
  8. 8.
    People who joke about serious things
    I'm a little sensitive to suicide but no serious joke is funny to me
  9. 9.
    Why certain races are funny
    Like seriously, just because he's Asian and has an accent then that's funny to you? I don't understand at all!
  10. 10.
    People who can't read body language
    I'm pretty transparent so I'd think it's a given when I don't really like you
  11. 11.
    People who never cuss
    Like, I have to hold back not to. How do you people just keep from ever doing it??
  12. 12.
    Close talkers
    I need my personal space
  13. 13.
    People who make bets
    Especially expensive ones. Also, people who would willingly give someone their underwear to help someone win a bet.
  14. 14.
    People who feel like they are always the victim
    I guess when you're a survivor of sexual abuse, when you grew up poor and your birth father was an become quite intolerant to people who always think everyone is out "to get them". You know the type, who claim that all their friends suddenly leave them for no reason. And in my experience, those people always know the reason.
  15. 15.
    People who can't be supportive
    Like maybe you think your friend is over reacting but just be supportive and act like a friend, okay?
  16. 16.
    People who talk about their crush with their parents
    I envy this. It's not the kind of thing I could ever talk to my parents about. I could barely talk to my parents about my ex husband. Yes I realize this isn't normal and I should get back to therapy or whatever.