1. β€’
    Walk through a store with all my shopping bags like a PIMP
    Local
    It's how I feel I should walk when I buy myself ONE thing. And it's definitely how I feel I look when I actually splurge. But I know in reality I have never looked this cool walking through a store.
  2. β€’
    Eat all the Chinese takeout straight outta the box
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    I always have to share with other people & put it on a plate πŸ˜’
    Suggested by @dreadpiratemama
  3. β€’
    Live in homes/apartments that are ridiculously out of my affordability range
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    Suggested by @kate81
  4. β€’
    Start soap opera-style drama, preferably at someone's place of business.
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    While impeccably overdressed, natch.
    Suggested by @jennifergster
  5. β€’
    Spend all day working (in heels & high end clothing) then go home and drink wine, clearly not stopping to go to the gym, and still have a banging body
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    Suggested by @kate81
  6. β€’
    Wear white without looking like a grungy Jackson Pollock by an hour in.
    Suggested by @jennifergster
  7. β€’
    Cut people off when they talk too long
    Local
    Especially my mother
  8. β€’
    See what the parallel universe version of myself is doing
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    Suggested by @kate81
  9. β€’
    Pull off a heist, but somehow look like the good guy. Also get away with it.
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    Suggested by @jennifergster
  10. β€’
    Spin in slow motion, looking flawless, at the perfect moment
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    Suggested by @kate81
  11. β€’
    Tell my best male friend I love him, and have him return the love.
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    I'd also like him to be John Krasinski
    Suggested by @Boogie
  12. β€’
    Meet a great guy. Be friends with him for a bit. Realize we're in love. Live happily ever after.
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    Totally realistic πŸ€”πŸ˜³πŸ˜†
    Suggested by @kate81
  13. β€’
    Walk around singing and dancing and have people join you
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    Pretty sure I would get institutionalized
  14. β€’
    Finally give that annoying person a piece of my mind in a dramatic scene that has no repercussions whatsoever
    Suggested by @lexie_elyse
  15. β€’
    Sing and dance in a Broadway musical
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    Unfortunately I can't sing or dance
    Suggested by @angela3950
  16. β€’
    Break into songs to express what I have in mind
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    Suggested by @solena
  17. β€’
    Have clear skin, a nice body and be able to sing
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    Suggested by @noemimacias
  18. β€’
    Walk in like I own the place.
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    Set to music
    Suggested by @kiraandlulu
  19. β€’
    Have great music blast when I walk in the room
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    Suggested by @Jaycer17
  20. β€’
    Solve crimes bc I'm a mf'in genius!!
    Local
    My love for L & O runs deep, but deepest for detective Gorenβ™₯️ (learned this the hard way, right @angela3950?)πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Suggested by @cvlop61
  21. β€’
    Like @cvlop61 brought up, this:
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    Yelling at snobby sales people.
  22. β€’
    Get out of bed looking tousled yet sexy and ready to go for it
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    Suggested by @MMeanswell
  23. β€’
    Drive without looking at the road
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    Suggested by @Boogie
  24. β€’
    Live next to my best friends and/or meet them at the local coffee shop every day and not go broke
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    Suggested by @amieshmamie