Ways you can count on me

  1. In the past you could count on me to party with you until 2 am
    Now you can count on me to text you during the day and then wake up at two to write a random list
  2. To get you very drunk at brunch
    That's a promise
  3. To freak out when a guy is too "needy"
    Full disclosure, my definition of needy is ridiculous
  4. To get you very drunk at dinner
    That's a promise too
  5. To lose my sunglasses
    Every. Single. Fall
  6. To spoon you even if you're not used to it
    Sorry not sorry
  7. To call you out when you're being crazy
    It's all from love
  8. To do something ridiculous
    It's how I do