What I thought shows were about when I didn't watch tv

  1. I thought home improvement was a "how to show"
  2. I thought "married with children" was a show about a happy family
  3. I thought Rossanne was a modern take on Roxane
    I watched a few episodes because my brothers compared me to Darlene. The illusion was rapidly shattered
  4. I thought full house was as good as my brothers said it was
    Another shattered illusion
  5. I thought "lost" was a lot like survivor
    I was so relieved when I finally watched it
  6. Desperate Housewives
    I thought it was a play on stepford wives, and these women were being forced to be Housewives. I'm going to patent that idea because I still think it would be a damn good show