Right now, this is happening.
  1. How their kids act like teenagers and they're only 5.
  2. Bathroom accidents.
  3. Why they are not getting the flu shot this year.
  4. How their child prefers one parent over another.
  5. Cutesy names for body parts. My favourite: "peach" and "pecker".
  6. How their son is only 7 but is in an adult size shoe.