I was bored on my flight this morning. Like really bored.
  1. "Please go and fuck yourself."
    Static
    Never question the flight attendant.
  2. "God Dammit Julie I thought you said yellow vests were OUR thing."
    Static
    So embarrassing.
  3. "But mother, the mask only hides the ugliness of my face and not my boneless infant body"
    Static
    Seriously tho what even is that creature in the seat? An infant/tiny man? Disgusting.
  4. "Next office party rent our lifelike plane bouncy slide. Sophisticated and fun for your company."
    Static
    Weeeeeeee! Looks like they are having a blast!!!
  5. "Fetus Pitbull already raising the roof with his Latino pop jams and having them hoes line up."
    Static
    Dale, Mr. 305 would like you to suck elsewhere.
  6. "Complimentary flask located under the seat."
    Static
    After the flight I had, I wish these existed.
  7. When you drink too much of your complimentary flask
    Static
    I mean that container did look like the size of a fifth.