What plane manuals are actually saying
I was bored on my flight this morning. Like really bored.
- •"Please go and fuck yourself."Never question the flight attendant.
- •"God Dammit Julie I thought you said yellow vests were OUR thing."So embarrassing.
- •"But mother, the mask only hides the ugliness of my face and not my boneless infant body"Seriously tho what even is that creature in the seat? An infant/tiny man? Disgusting.
- •"Next office party rent our lifelike plane bouncy slide. Sophisticated and fun for your company."Weeeeeeee! Looks like they are having a blast!!!
- •"Fetus Pitbull already raising the roof with his Latino pop jams and having them hoes line up."Dale, Mr. 305 would like you to suck elsewhere.
- •"Complimentary flask located under the seat."After the flight I had, I wish these existed.
- •When you drink too much of your complimentary flaskI mean that container did look like the size of a fifth.