PARANOID THOUGHTS THAT ASSUMEDLY GO THROUGH YOUR MIND WHEN WAITING TO JUMP OUT OF A CAKE

  1. what if they decide not to have cake tonight?
  2. what if they cut the cake right as I'm jumping out?
  3. what if everyone really DOES want cake?
  4. what if I'm allergic to icing?
  5. what if this is all just an elaborate kidnapping?