THINGS MY HOTEL THOUGHT I MIGHT NEED

  1. a bed
  2. a corkscrew
  3. eucalyptus body wash
  4. a safe
  5. a $6 Snickers (Kingsize)
  6. a cool cordless phone - I can take it anywhere!
  7. tequila
  8. a hairdryer
  9. Gummy Bears
  10. a can for trash
  11. a little mat to step on when i get out of the shower