How to Behave at a Party According to Luann DE Lesseps (Rhony Season 3)

I've been watching real housewives of New York season three all day/weekend recovering from nye and I've learned a few things from the countess
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    Arrive at the party in a tight dress and a v bold necklace
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    Greet the host or hostess
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    Compliment them on their accomplishments and whatever they're throwing the party for
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    Casually bring up how great it is that you're there
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    Especially because of that awful thing they did to you earlier this season
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    You are the nicest friend to attend a party thrown by someone who was so rude and un-countess like
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    But mention that tonight is not about you, it's about them and their charity/business/made up reason to have a party
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    Remind them again that you are a better friend than they are
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    Make a grand exit
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