My left eye has been twitching since the morning of December 15th, 2015. Am I dying, Internet?
  1. Stress
    No shit, we're all stressed and I'm not going to be able to change that. My eye is just going to have to get used to it.
  2. Tiredness
    This is not possible. I sleep so much. Don't believe me? Try texting me after 10:30 pm.
  3. Eye strain
    Glasses problems, ya know?
  4. Computer eye strain including all screens
    Oh shit if this is why my eye is twitching I'm just going to have to live with it. I love screens of all types too much to give them up.
  5. Caffeine and alcohol
    If this was happening on a Sunday morning at brunch after a night out, then I would consider this possibility.
  6. Dry eyes
    A doctor once told me I have naturally dry eyes 🤓
  7. Nutritional imbalances
    This is my biggest fear!!!! This website told me I might be magnesium deficient.
  8. Conclusion
    I need to calm the fuck down, quit my job, throw away my cell phone, become a monk, and eat more leafy greens. Then hopefully my eye will stop freaking out.