1. 11th birthday- build-a-bear that ended in a teary fight with best friend
  2. 10th birthday- my friends and I got our nails done and then watched legally blonde where some bitch yelled at my mom and my mom sassed her back
  3. 16th birthday- good god my sweet sixteen, I styled my look after Hillary Duff in A Cinderella Story and REGRETTED MY LIFE
  4. 19th birthday- broke college student who slept until 6 that day and then watched Spice World for the first time with her roommate
  5. 3rd birthday- I was the queen of Chuck E. Cheese and rocked a tiara like no 3 year old ever has