Inspired by @brimattia
  1. I'm passive aggressive
    Hated this girl from work so I would never eat what she brought to pot lucks.
  2. I go to bed whenever I want.
    Sometimes before 8. When I'm on vacation. I don't care. I only care about that sweet sweet feeling of getting in bed and under the covers.
  3. I mostly hate the beach.
    The sand the sun the salt. Ew. I'll be at the pool.
  4. I almost never volunteer to be the DD.
  5. I often look back and think how I should've done things differently or how I might have been happier if I made some kind of change rather than letting experiences teach me something.
    In other words- I can be ungrateful.