STUFF I'VE SEEN ON THE TRAIN FROM NYC TO BOSTON

Here's a list of stuff I've seen on the train from NYC to Boston.
  1. Illegible graffiti
    GRNS! Lots of Ssss
  2. Signs of spring
    People outdoors.
  3. Current swan count: 4
  4. Homes I'd like to live in
    Hey new family, it's me, your unexpected and un-welcome perma-guest.
  5. Abandoned buildings
    What'd you use to be, building?
  6. Dad's Restaurant
    You sneaky bastard, when'd you get into the restaurant biz, Dad?
  7. Unsafe playgrounds
    Swinging, monkey bars, tendinitis.
  8. Covered boats
    Go on, take your tarp off. Be free.