MY LIFE AT COLLEGE

  1. Is that place to get food called ZIME (like dime) or ZIME (like zim-ee)?
  2. Do you have your PowerPoint slides? You can't pass this class without your slides
    Every. Day.
  3. I added a midterm this semester because the class last semester begged me to
    False. Why would they ever do that?!
  4. We're gonna watch a video because I know y'all don't wanna hear my voice for 30 min
    Actually. We paid you to teach, we could watch these YouTube videos for free.. at home.. in our beds.
  5. Ok. We HAVE to take role today.
    We never do.
  6. A vending machine that never works
  7. NEVER being able to find a parking spot
  8. Sitting in my car during break to escape