REASONS THAT I CHOSE NOT TO BE AN AIRPLANE PILOT

  1. Claustrophobia
  2. The bathroom. Don't even wanna think about where all that is going.
  3. Hi. Hello. Hi. Thank you for flying with us. Come again. Hi. Hello. Just no.
  4. Living out of a suitcase
  5. Irregular sleep cycles
  6. Cause I can barely ride in a plane without feeling like I'm gonna puke