Things I Apparently Missed Growing Up

I'm a millennial, and I don't know about any of these things
  1. Archie Comics
    Is Veronica the brunette? Is Riverdale on The CW gonna be good?
  2. A Wrinkle In Time
    To make up for this one, know that I read PLENTY of children's books as an adult
  3. Gameboys
    I had a PS2 that I watched DVDs on!!! Does that count?
  4. Sailor Moon
    Okay but like which Sailor Moon girl am I? I love having a place in the world!
  5. Pokemon
    Okay okay, I know...but at least you don't have to worry about me obsessing over Pokemon Go and throwing my life away! I throw my life away on plenty of other things!