FUNNIEST "FRIENDS" QUOTES

  1. Joey: "Hi. I'm Chandler. Could I BE wearing anymore clothes?"
    S3E2: TOW No One's Ready
  2. Rachel: "Ahhhh, salmon skin roll."
    S6E17: TOW Unagi
  3. Joey: "I'm also a mento for kids." Interviewer: "A mento? Like the candy?" Joey: "Yes as a matter of fact I do!"
    S8E19: TOW Joey's Interview
  4. Chandler: "Condoms?" Joey: "Hey, you don't know how long we're gonna be stuck in here. We may have to repopulate the earth!" Chandler: "And *condoms* are the way to do that?"
    S5E5: TOW the Kips
  5. Rachel: "Oh, you're setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?"
    S6E8: TOW Ross's Teeth
  6. "Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?"
    S2E1: TOW Ross's New Girlfriend
  7. Joey (trying to look younger for an audition): "Come on, am I 19 or what?" Chandler: "Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19."
    S7E1: TOW Monica's Thunder
  8. Rachel: "You know, condoms only work like 97% of the time." Ross: "What?! Well they should put that on the box!" Rachel: "They do!" Ross: "No they don't." (checks box) "WELL THEY SHOULD PUT IT IN HUGE BLOCK LETTERS!"
    S8E3: TOW Rachel Tells...
  9. Chandler: "I got her machine." Joey: "Her answering machine?" Chandler: "No, funnily enough her leaf blower picked up the phone."
    S1E20: TOW the Evil Orthodontist
  10. Ross: "They're still not coming on man, and the lotion and the powder have made a paste!"
    S5E11: TOW All the Resolutions
  11. Joey: "Well, the fridge broke so I had to eat everything."
    S6E19: TOW Joey's Fridge
  12. Ross: "I'm a twelve."
    S10E3: TOW Ross's Tan