LIES I'VE TOLD TODAY & WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING

  1. "I'm cooking dinner for my suite"
    This box of macaroni and cheese will be consumed by me and only me
  2. "I feel fine"
    I'm redefining the word hungover and I feel like I'm dying inside
  3. "I have to go, I'm gonna take a nap"
    I have to go because I don't want to talk to you anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  4. "Lol"
    😐
  5. "I only have one class today so I'll be really productive"
    I'm not going to be productive because I'm way too hungover to function
  6. "Let me know if you need help hanging the paintings!"
    please don't ask for my help please don't ask for my help please don't ask for my help please don't ask for my help please don't ask for my help
  7. "I'm on my way now!"
    I haven't left yet
  8. "I like your shirt"
    Your shirt is kinda weird but I just stared at it for too long so I have to say something