MORE ENJOYABLE USES FOR A JUICE CLEANSE

  1. Hat
  2. Paperweight
  3. Unicorn costume
  4. Mustache
  5. Microphone
  6. Cell phone
  7. Mask
    Because I should probably put on some makeup next time before posting a list of entirely selfies
  8. Cold compress
  9. Stunt double for a baby
  10. Cat food
  11. Conducting wand
    Unclear why I decided this is the face a conductor should make but I'm going with it
  12. Sword
  13. Club for hitting people who won't stop talking about food
  14. Bunny ears
  15. Golf club
    Scale of 1 to 10 how obvious is it that I don't golf?
  16. Baseball bat
  17. Something to brandish in the air dramatically
    This really could be any number of things. The options are limitless!!
  18. Teddy bear
  19. Dumbbell
  20. Magic wand
  21. Pillow
  22. Prop to take pictures with while procrastinating work