UNPRODUCTIVE THINGS I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED THIS WEEKEND

  1. 1.
    Unfriended ~100 people on Facebook
  2. 2.
    Sorted my laundry
    Did not actually do any of this laundry, so my floor is now covered in piles of sorted laundry ready to be washed
  3. 3.
    Organized my sock drawer
    I wish this was a joke
  4. 4.
    Organized my T-shirt drawer
    Arguably unnecessary because I don't actually have clean clothes to put in it (refer to #2)
  5. 5.
    Conducted research and began a list of the most attractive hockey players
  6. 6.
    Watched YouTube videos of the saddest moments in Grey's Anatomy
    Subsequently cried for hours, obviously.
  7. 7.
    Published a list of my unproductive accomplishments