💬 Quotes galore! Some of my faves!
  1. "He has dreamy eyes. Them's joint bank account eyes."
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  2. "The point of dating is just to keep on dating and then never stop. It's like burning fossil fuels or seeing a therapist."
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  3. "You should see his side. It is so clean. It looks like a Japanese subway."
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  4. "I hate When Schmidt cries. He sounds like a ghost, singing "Hey Ya!" "Heeeeeyyyy yaaaaaaaaa! Heeeeeeyyyy yaaaaaaaaa!" 👻
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  5. "You know, I've never told anyone this but, I don't know how to read a ruler. I don't. I mean where do you start? At the edge? At the first tick? It's confusing to me."
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  6. "You look like a Jewish Pharrell."
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  7. "I don't think I can look at him without getting pregnant. He just like oozes sex!"
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  8. "In the immortal words of Tag Team, "Whoomp there it is!"
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  9. "He said it was casual. Does casual mean something very different in England like..like, we own England?"
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  10. "People think Christmas is going to be like Love Actually and "God Only Knows" is going to play over their happy ending but it won't..."
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  11. "From 1994 to 2001, I believed that Jordan Catalano was going to show up in my driveway after a dirt bike accident, all scruffy and beautiful and he would need a bath and medical attention"
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  12. "Alright flash forward...to the future, forty, fifty years. You're married, kids, grandkids-I'm long dead- and you look over to the woman sitting next to you and she's grey, she's old... is that May?"
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    -Nick Miller