Ideas for My Tombstone Headings

Inspired by @p & @egiuffri and the many others before
  1. Five Minutes Late, Even For Her Own Death
  2. More Than Just a Pretty Blond Girl With An Ass That Won't Quit
    (Courtesy some 90s sitcom)
  3. Smartest of the Smartasses
  4. Could Someone Pour Me a Diet Coke®?
  5. Enjoying the Best Nap of Her Life