IF I FAKED MY DEATH, NO ONE WOULD THINK TO FIND ME HERE

Inspired by @vmacies
  1. A Republican Convention
  2. Competing in a half marathon
  3. Hiking Alone
    In fact, I would probably end up dead
  4. The Mall
    (On a non-election day)
  5. Pretty much anywhere deep in the Bible Belt
  6. Chuck E Cheese, Fun Depot, McDonald's PlayPlace, etc.
  7. Country Music Festival of some sort
  8. Myrtle Beach, SC
  9. Disneyland or DisneyWorld
    In fact, if you've found me here, it's been decided by the powers that be that hell exists and I'm to spend eternity there!