IF YOU WIN THE POWERBALL LOTTERY, YOU COULD...
- •Buy the paper so you can print whatever you want"Lottery Winners' Friend Filled With Regret, Eats Own Arm"
- •Just Invest It
- •Be cool and piss it all away
- •Buy the KnicksAnd Steffi Graf
- •Buy new FRIENDSThen pay for their plastic surgery so they look just like your old FRIENDS
- •Build a dinosaur/Amelia Earhart theme park
- •Ask yourself, "What's more important FRIENDS or money?"👭👬👫💰