IF YOU WIN THE POWERBALL LOTTERY, YOU COULD...

  1. Buy the paper so you can print whatever you want
    "Lottery Winners' Friend Filled With Regret, Eats Own Arm"
  2. Just Invest It
  3. Be cool and piss it all away
  4. Buy the Knicks
    And Steffi Graf
  5. Buy new FRIENDS
    Then pay for their plastic surgery so they look just like your old FRIENDS
  6. Build a dinosaur/Amelia Earhart theme park
  7. Ask yourself, "What's more important FRIENDS or money?"
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