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    Until 30 minutes ago, I hadn't taken a real shower in 5 days
    Static
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    Sometimes I recycle student work.
    (All teachers do it 🤐If not, they're lying or crazy!)
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    Sometimes when I'm close to getting 10,000 steps on my Fitbit and I'm home and it's been a long day, I just stand in place and do some air boxing to reach my goal!
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    Often I just need one banana, so I grab it from a bunch
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    Sometimes I ❤️lists after just skimming them
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    This summer, while traveling, I bought some glorious smelling homemade soap with the intention of giving it as a gift and I just kept it for myself
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    If I'm walking into work in the morning and cutting it close, time wise (pretty much every day), I'll speed up so I don't have to hold the door for a co-worker moseying along behind me. Every second counts!
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    I cancelled a dentist appointment because I was "sick" but really I don't like my dentist, they overcharge, I'm tired of paying for their overhead (AKA DECOR), and I'm looking for a new dentist.
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    I believe our goodness more than makes up for these tiny things! Feel free to add yours- no judgement!
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    I'm having an affair
    I can't help myself. It's hot and always so good. I usually feel guilty afterward but I enjoy every minute of it otherwise. Okay or it's called Burger King addiction but I mean....#same
    Suggested by @marginally_amazing
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    Too many- had to make my own list
    Suggested by @lexie_elyse
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    @HisDudeness goes to the gym just to watch sports ⬇️
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    I hate Star Wars.
    I've never stayed awake through any of them, and I typically can't sleep without meds. Luke has a father. Ross has a fantasy.
    Suggested by @theranman
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    I discovered dnd a month ago and have no thoughts about changing that.
    And today I distracted a lady so I could grab an album I wanted that she was browsing. I acted like I needed her opinion on a gift in the next aisle. She walked over and I talked as I walked away swiping the album.
    Suggested by @nikkilounoel
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    I had more than one...
    Suggested by @hillary79
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    I just went to a Christmas concert classical music trio with my parents at church and I spent the whole time scribbling on the program instead of quietly listening with folded hands like an adult.
    Static
    I'm a 3 year old.
    Suggested by @jennifergster
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    I make hot cocoa just to scoop off and eat the whipped (coconut) cream.
    I never made it to the cocoa! ☕️
    Suggested by @Boogie
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    I looooved "preachers daughters"
    Static
    I watched it in bed on my computer with headphones
    Suggested by @criscd
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    I think Die Hard shouldn't be considered a Christmas movie and it's a real test of my patience not to engage people about it (also I assume people would resent a contrary view when they're just trying to have holiday fun. I mean, I would).
    Suggested by @roche
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    For breakfast today I ate leftover fettuccine alfredo that had been sitting on my counter all night
    It was delicious and I don't regret it
    Suggested by @kostermaddie
  21. •
    The Tripocalypse™ believe mommy and daddy can see through walls.
    We've had baby monitor cameras in their room since day 1. 😄
    Suggested by @BWN_7
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    I find almost all of The Beatles music to be....... meh.
    Suggested by @BWN_7
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    I'm considering regifting this year for the first time ever.
    It's all new in the box still.
    Suggested by @kelrie
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    I have never read the Harry Potter books and have not seen the movies
    Suggested by @Heartsounds
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    I've never seen Die Hard so I can safely and confidently say it is not a Christmas movie. It's an action movie — with quotable lines apparently — set at Christmas. Or maybe Xmas Eve?
    Suggested by @andersun
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    My mom's getting remarried next week. I'm not ready for that. They've been together 1 1/2 yrs and I'm happy for them. But I'm not ready.
    Suggested by @k8zinker
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    My first niece is about to be born and I can't stand my brother's wife.
    So I'm happy about it but also a little sad. She has spent their whole marriage thus far intentionally trying to alienate my brother from my mom and me.
    Suggested by @marykathryn
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    I have a job interview today that I'm completely unprepared for because no time & 5 day notice (not enough when you're working!!)
    Static
    Not that I think I'll get the job... there are better connected & more qualified people interviewing. But I want the experience of a manager level interview. Just hope the COO isn't there to tell my boss about it *gulp*.
    Suggested by @victralala
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    I've just spent 2 hours researching LAMP POSTS to avoid starting on a project.
    Giphy
    Pls send help.
    Suggested by @ameliaville
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    I don't want to go to my nephew's Christmas Eve party.
    I don't want to drive my parents out into the cold, cold countryside. I want to stay home and read.
    Suggested by @solitarygigi
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    I have a theory that my brother's daughter is not his biological child. She doesn't look like our side of the family at all. I think they used a sperm donor to get pregnant and ate telling no one.
    Suggested by @MaddyandOwensMom
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    One time I (straight male) didn't hire someone (straight male) because the other interviewer (straight male) said he was more attractive than me.
    Suggested by @siddharthainc
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    When I go to the staff lunchroom at school and eat lunch, there's a huge table of super nice, very friendly people. But I sit at a table by myself. They're all nice and I get along with all of them, but damnit, I'd really rather just read my book in silence. I suspect they all think I'm rude, but I don't care. I need my Me time.
    Suggested by @pili_ervin
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    I have finals and I decided to just wing it
    Static
    Suggested by @rebeccaja
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    I have candy hidden in multiple places around my house.
    Static
    It's necessary or everything get gobbled up in one night! Oh, I also occasionally get myself a sleeve of donuts, eat them in the car. 😏
    Suggested by @angela3950
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    I ❤️ BOB SEGER
    Static
    ✨ The lyrics. The growly voice. The flowing hair. The album covers with galloping horses ✨
    Suggested by @dreadpiratemama
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    I've never seen the movie: "Dirty Dancing", but I have performed such dancing, both literally, and figuratively.
    Suggested by @eriknmichaelssrn
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    I have never seen Dirty dancing either
    Suggested by @DanielaM