ME AT THE OLYMPIC TRIALS

I'm honestly surprised no one has requested a list about this after seeing me at the Olympic Trials! I didn't make it, IN ANY EVENT, but here is how it went. *These are reenactments of actual events as they happened in my mind.
  1. Archery
  2. Basketball
  3. Beach Volleyball
  4. Boxing
  5. Cycling
  6. Diving
  7. Equestrian
  8. Golf
    I misunderstood the requirements of this event.
  9. Gymnastics
  10. Rhythmic Gymnastics
  11. Rowing
    Almost qualified in this one until those damn birds got in the way
  12. Swimming
  13. Synchronized Swimming
  14. Table Tennis
    I also misunderstood the requirements of this event.
  15. Track and Field
  16. Trampoline
  17. Weightlifting
  18. I BETTER STEP UP MY GAME FOR 2020!