Inspired by @clairemchugh
  1. "Is this happening?"
  2. "I need a drink!"
  3. "I want to change my major!"
    I graduated college in 2004
  4. "Okay..."
    Followed by something brutally honest or very concise
  5. "Am I being punked?"
    Oldie but a goodie
  6. "Do it! You could get hit by a bus tomorrow!"
    My YOLO
  7. "I will cut you!"
    (Not actually mine)
  8. "Funny, Not Funny!"
    Also, not mine! Fun to say, fun to #funnynotfunny 😬
  9. "Really?"
    Usually followed by one of my smart aleck students saying, "Yeeeaaahhhh!"