Inspired by @meg1 and @vmacies
  1. Being forced to watch The History Channel for any capacity of time
  2. Having to debate the merits of the Common Core Math Standards with people who have never looked at them
  3. Having to go to the DMV to renew license on a monthly basis
  4. My life always smelling like the "rotisserie chicken cooking smell" that hits you when you go into the grocery store
  5. Having to pull hair and gunk out of the drain on a weekly basis
  6. Having to shop for jeans on a weekly basis
  7. Waking up to country music every day
  8. Hearing the sound of the dentist drill every hour on the hour
  9. Being greeted by a dozen stray cats whenever I walk to my car