Inspired by @dustinboone & tons of other listers
  1. Kids of my own is just what I want in my life right now, like four in four!
  2. America needs a leader just like Donald Trump.
  3. Teachers have the easiest jobs ever and they make BANK!
  4. I love me some country music!
  5. Even on the days I don't work, I'm up by 6am with a smile on my face.