Oh Google Search, You Make Me Laugh!

Not nearly as much as my fellow Google Searchers.
  1. I like to type exactly what I want to know into the Google Search bar. I hope that if I type EXACTLY what my question is, one day I will get the perfect answer.
  2. Today I deemed to ask, What can I do so I don't have to wheel my luggage around San Francisco for 10 hours on the day of the San Francisco Pride Parade?
    I've researched and called and pretty much exhausted every option.
  3. But the best part is what happened after I typed, WHAT CAN I DO SO I DON'T
  4. Ummmmmm!
  5. Thanks Google!
  6. And thank YOU, Google Searchers!
  7. Happy Monday!