Okay, You Rats Of The Sky!
I always forget about my hatred and slight fear of pigeons until I travel to places that have an abundance of them!
- •How I loathe thee! And want to kick thee!(I didn't!)
- •You unsanitary, rat with wings!
- •You don't even good enough to hang with the real birds.Even geese and seagulls are better than you!
- •You stay over there!
- •There's a reason for this sign!You wouldn't feed rats, would you?
- •Happy family just wants to bond by feeding some geese and seagulls.
- •But you rats of the sky must impose!(I apologize if this is your family I was creepin' on. Your children are lovely.)
- •Pigeon Takeover!You greedy bastards!
- •Yes I took these pictures just so I could make a list!
- •Also, @Veronique feel free to make a counter list about why pigeons are not in fact the unsanitary, rats with wings that I think they are!