And know you sure as heck won't get up in the morning with enough time to take one before work!
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    Sit in a chair and make a list about it
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    Try to see if you can SLEEP SHOWERβ„’ for the first time ever
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    Hope you become a showering sleepwalker for one night only
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    Bath
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    Suggested by @jaidub
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    Dry Shampoo
    Revolutionary, I know. But listen up to this tip I learned from someone on li.st! You spray it in your hair before going to bed! Then when you wake up its absorbed some of the oil and floofed up a bit and now your hair has volume! It works, I swear it!
    Suggested by @amieshmamie
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    OWN IT!
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    Suggested by @jaidub
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    Wait until morning. Resolve to wash sheets tomorrow. Tomorrow make this list about showering AND laundry.
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    Suggested by @jennifergster
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    Singing in the shower will help you stay awake for 8* extra minutes
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    *Science!
    Suggested by @andersun
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    Dude Wipes
    Suggested by @HisDudeness
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    UPDATE: I persevered and showered and lived to tell which means I did not fall asleep and hit my head on the tub or any such nonsense! Another Tuesday conquered!
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    The "shower" GIF options are lacking FYI!
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    Ask Siri to handle it!
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    I'm feeling this list again! I've already met my "dry shampoo days quota". Any βž•βž•βž•βž•βž•βž•βž•βž•βž•βž•βž•βž•βž•
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    Got wigs?
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    Suggested by @pathb
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    Wash your bangs in the sink. I really do this once a week.
    It only takes 2 minutes to wash and dry them and it makes my hair look all fresh again. Basically I'll do anything not to have to shower often. I'd always rather sleep.
    Suggested by @amieshmamie
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    Petition to get Taskrabbit in my town. Then, consider hiring someone to shower for me.
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    Have my Bitmoji shower instead!? She seems to have a lot more energy.
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    Spray body spray or perfume on yourself and you're done. When I do this my mom calls it an "Italian shower."
    Suggested by @emmaaaaaa