THINGS I ASKED MYSELF UPON HEARING THE ALARM CLOCK THIS MONDAY MORN

Pretty much speaks for itself
  1. How much longer can I sleep and not be late? ⏰
  2. If I do get up right NOW, how long until I can return to this very bed?
  3. Is there any way I can possibly teach 5th graders while sleeping with my eyes open for the first 4-5 hours?
    Sadly I've asked myself this for 6 years (4 years prior with 3rd graders) and the answer is an all around NO so caffeine it is!