Fictional Men I Think I Would Be Compatible With

The amount of thought I put into this is sad. This list is not complete yet.
  1. Rupert Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
    Reserved older British man. Snarky. Perfect. We would enjoy staying in but every once in a while we'd go out and then spend the next day hungover watching old movies. Bonus points if it's raining.
  2. Danny Castellano (The Mindy Project)
    He's a grumpy old man. I'm a grumpy old woman. 🎶 who could ask for anything mooooore. Anyway he would cook and I would learn to appreciate Bruce Springsteen and we would watch documentaries together.
  3. Niles (The Nanny)
    Older British man again surprise surprise. He wouldn't put up with my shit. We'd bicker a lot but we would enjoy it and he would do all the cooking and find my laziness/uselessness endearing. Also we could go to the theatre together.
  4. Severus Snape (Harry Potter)
    Grumpy older AND British! The trifecta. Though I'm not exactly a social butterfly, I would help him come out of his shell every once in a while. But mostly we'd stay in and drink tea and maybe he would read to me. We wouldn't get along at first but then we'd realize there's a fine line between love and hate.
  5. Mark Darcy (Bridget Jones's Diary)
    Another reserved British guy (I definitely have a type.) Though at first he comes off as kind of a dick, it turns out he thinks Bridget is the greatest. He would love me just as I am. Which is a probably a very hard thing to do.