Observations about fashion bloggers
Everyone is a fashion stylist.
- •They all have horrible taste in clothing.
- •They have a photographer who is probably their child.
- •They buy followers.
- •Practicing poses in a mirror is a hobby.
- •It's normal to stand in front of your garage door with a jacket thrown over your shoulder.
- •Your clothes were found in the bargain bin at TJ Maxx.
- •You match your outfits with plastic satchels.
- •You have never actually written any content.
- •Your life would be over if Instagram shut down.