Observations about fashion bloggers

Everyone is a fashion stylist.
  1. They all have horrible taste in clothing.
  2. They have a photographer who is probably their child.
  3. They buy followers.
  4. Practicing poses in a mirror is a hobby.
  5. It's normal to stand in front of your garage door with a jacket thrown over your shoulder.
  6. Your clothes were found in the bargain bin at TJ Maxx.
  7. You match your outfits with plastic satchels.
  8. You have never actually written any content.
  9. Your life would be over if Instagram shut down.