Why I Hate Disneyland...

  1. Crappy parking.
  2. No gluten free food options.
  3. No healthy food.
  4. Too many churros.
  5. Able bodied people in wheelchairs.
  6. People waiting in 45 minute lines for a ride that is stupid.
  7. Married couples in Disney gear.
  8. Adults waiting to get autograph from princess who is actually 23, from Fountain Valley, and lives with her mom and stepdad.
  9. 3 people sharing a turkey leg.
  10. Asbestos covered rides.
  11. The constant smell of mildew.
  12. Slow walkers.
  13. It's a rip off.
  14. I hate mascots.