There were three boys with these names in my sisters third grade class and I've always thought that they somehow are the same name. Try saying them 3x's fast.
  1. Ross
    This name begins with a fierce rawr of a lion but leaves you hanging around like a ssissy.
  2. Seth
    The spittiest of the bunch. Seth enters the world with a splash and leaves with a trail of hot air.
  3. Keith
    You barely have to open your mouth to say it. It's like a fart in your mouth.
  4. Noah
    Suggested by @sandydanto