CUTE THINGS MY MOM DOES

  1. Wears only 100% cotton
  2. Waxes her own legs
  3. Buys sheets from Garnet Hill
  4. Wears the same Birkenstocks for the past 5 summers
  5. Listens to Howard Stern
  6. Watches Teen Mom
  7. Bought Wen after I told her how amazing it is but it didn't work for her
  8. Loves the color purple
  9. Drinks iced water
  10. Has friends with names like Peggy, Margaret, Sue and Nancy