Two whole weeks of nonsense
  1. Plans an entire day in Amsterdam around a Mexican restaurant
  2. *tells me how great the food I'm eating is then follows it up with some horrifying fact about it*
  3. "Actually all animals with blood aren't cold blooded"
  4. *brings only a debit card for a year abroad*
  5. *gets Wells Fargo chick to cancel the only debit card she has for her year abroad the night before we leave*
  6. Pours an entire glass of water down her arm because she didn't realize the glass wasn't empty
  7. Rolls over onto a bee and gets her face stung
  9. Perpetual nosebleeds