Things my roommate does that a roommate shouldn't

  1. Move in in the middle of march when the school year ends in April
  2. Lie about why she moved
  3. Not shower
    My room smells like feet now thanks to her
  4. Leave her shit everywhere
  5. Throw things off of her bed onto my side of the room
  6. Not clean at all even when I ask very nicely and tell her that it does not help my anxiety
  7. LEAVE A USED PREGNANCY TEST ON THE FLOOR
    It was negative and I am so mad at her I wish it was positive
  8. Put her leaking trash in her closet instead of taking it out
  9. Lie to me about taking out her trash
    It stayed in the closet for five days before I could figure out what the stench was
  10. Lie to me when I confront her about the trash
    She said she asked someone else to take it out
  11. Wear her shoes on my futon even though I have asked her countless times not to
  12. Steal my phone charger and headphones
  13. Attempt to follow me everywhere I go
  14. Attempt to one up me with the most trivial shit
  15. I'm convinced she doesn't brush her teeth
  16. Leave all of her stuff on the floor like a savage
  17. LEAVE A LITERAL PREGNANCY TEST THAT SHE URINATED ON ON THE FLOOR FOR ALMOST A WEEK NOW
  18. Talk to her bf on the phone out loud for hours and not stop even when they're talking about awkward shit, fighting, or when I'm trying to go to bed