You learn a lot when you're sleep deprived
  1. You will get random spurts of energy that are totally worth the constant exhaustion
    Will happen at 3am
  2. Classes are way more fun when you literally cannot understand a word your professors are saying
  3. You change your career path on a whim
  4. Your friends will pity the shit out of you
    And maybe bring you things. You know who you are
  5. You won't need to to laundry cause you'll wear the same clothes for three days straight
  6. You learn to nap through literal screams
  7. Everything is suddenly funny to you
  8. Your inability to process information can bring joy to some
    It may concern others so watch that one
  9. When you do sleep it will be everything you've been unable to dream of for the previous four days