MONOTONOUS DREAMS I'VE HAD OF RECENT
- •Oh, you booked the meeting on your calendar, that's why it didn't update when I changed the time. #schedulingfail
- •Wait, you say we can't go to South Korea for the boondoggle bc the PPI/Smartphone penetration ratio doesn't work??. #travelwoes
- •Boss: Do you have any concerns? Me: Yes, let me grab my computer so we can talk through them. Scene change- me back with computer, office now dark, door bolted, door sign reads: gone fishing, be back 2016/17.