10 EVIDENCES THAT PROVE I AM CURSED

as of recently
  1. 1.
    I chopped the tip of my finger off
  2. 2.
    the hospital keeps sending me a bill no matter how hard I ignore it
  3. 3.
    I got a speeding ticket
  4. 4.
    all of my vegetables went bad
  5. 5.
    I threw up in my bed
  6. 6.
    I washed the quilt my mother made for me (see item 5), and there was a dryer fire in the laundry room, and now my quilt is gone
  7. 7.
    the soil I bought at Walmart is water repellent
  8. 8.
    I found a shrunken zucchini (see item 4)
  9. 9.
    I stabbed my eardrum with a q tip just now
  10. 10.
    Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian broke up