as of recently
  1. I chopped the tip of my finger off
  2. the hospital keeps sending me a bill no matter how hard I ignore it
  3. I got a speeding ticket
  4. all of my vegetables went bad
  5. I threw up in my bed
  6. I washed the quilt my mother made for me (see item 5), and there was a dryer fire in the laundry room, and now my quilt is gone
  7. the soil I bought at Walmart is water repellent
  8. I found a shrunken zucchini (see item 4)
  9. I stabbed my eardrum with a q tip just now
  10. Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian broke up