RIDICULOUS THINGS OVERHEARD IN MODEL WAITING ROOMS

Thank you and you're welcome @ruddybuddy
  1. "I'm more into the day club scene"
  2. "You must get lip injections if you book this."
  3. "We're just waiting for some Asians to show up"
  4. "I was born in 1999."
    See also: I'm graduating [high school] next year, prom, finals, looking at colleges but will probably take a year off.
  5. "Spread your legs."
  6. "Time is malleable and our subjective time perceptions are constantly shaped by our environments"
    Read: this casting is taking forever.