TIMES I'VE LEFT MY DIGNITY IN A BLUE ROOM
Because it being recorded once isn't enough
- •Every time I've had to dance.to Let's Get It Started by Black Eyed Peas
- •NeutrogenaRepeatedly splashing water on my face from a metal bowl and trying to make a face that doesn't resemble being waterboarded.
- •AveenoSitting in a bra and underwear, rubbing my left shoulder with my right hand, sans lotion. The room is silent and all you can hear is the sound of skin on skin... For so so so long.
- •Every time I've blown a kiss
- •The old "pepper in the teeth" gagOr Seaweed Snacks
- •MaybellineMaybe she's born with it, maybe she got really stoned during the day, and then got a last minute casting. No amount of eye drops will make your eyes open wide, because of course it's for mascara. #everybodyknows
- •Old NavyDuring that weird mannequin phase, pre Amy Poehler and Julia Louis-Dreyfus
- •Every time I've honestly answered "What do you do for fun?"