Photos of Me from the Family Group Chat

Being the only child means you MUST own the entire frame. It's really, really hard.
  1. Parents will never resist a photo of their beautiful baby.
  2. Even when eating bananas in a garage. Because these are the updates my family must be whatsapped about.
  3. Of which are 90% food related.
  4. But with dissatisfaction of American late night television at a shocking 0.3%.
  5. "Hey mom, we're doing fine, waiting for the plane now."
  6. "Turned our kid into an underaged alcoholic though. Miss you!" - Dad